look at ma fehce.
why is my bedroom always so hot
maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty
i love the science side of tumblr
My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
a jurassic park reboot with the dinosaurs replaced by land before time characters
*Can’t hear game/movie/ audio*
Me walking into school
Me at work
Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.
— #5 (via fuckoff-mondays)
waking up early thinking its time for school but you remember its summer